I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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