There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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