At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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