So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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