I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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