I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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