yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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