I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Randomize
