Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I love having hate sex.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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