I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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