so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
..........
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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