porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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