You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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