Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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