I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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