party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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