i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
