Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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