Joe is yelling at the trees again.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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