No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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