Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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