I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
