idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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