I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
