yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Randomize
