idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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