If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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