I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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