kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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