they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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