I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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