We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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