I think I am morally bankrupt
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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