I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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