People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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