Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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