no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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