garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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