Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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