Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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