Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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