His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
