did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I'm always down for nudity.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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