Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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