Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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