if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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