He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I'm really busy with my period
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