I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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