idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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