chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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